ONE MANPAD SHOT AT A US COMMERCIAL AIRLINER THE PARTY IS OVER

TRUMP SAYS WE NEED A DATA BASE TO KEEP TRACK OF THE DEMOCRATS.

HOW'S THAT FOR GOOD NEWS?  SUPREME COUIRT RULED TODAY THAT HILLARY CLINTON CAN RUN THE WHITE HOUSE FROM PRISON.

MR. TAILOR CAN YOU MAKE THAT AN ORANGE JUMP PANTS SUIT. JUST TAKE THE EXTRA WIDE LOAD MARKINGS OFF THE SEAT.

PRISON OFFICIALS ARE DECIDING WHETHER TO GIVE HILLARY MARTHA STEWARTS OLD CELL OR JUST LET HER BUNK WITH OJ.

OJ WAS DOING 50 YEARS FOR STEALING BASEBALL CARDS BUT HE GOT CAUGHT STEALING COOKIES FROM THE PRISON PANTRY.

THAT ADDED TEN MORE YEARS TO THE BASEBALL CARD SENTENCE.

OJ SAYS HILLARY WILL DO THE COOKING AND HIS FIRST ORDER WILL BE 10 PUMPKIN PIES BY 4:00 AM. OR ELSE.

MERCHANTS IN MISSOURI ASK THE GOVERNOR TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR SHOPPING CENTER TO KEEP THE CUSTOMERS OUT.

VIET NAM VETS COMMISSION A MEMORIAL SPITOON IN DISHONOR OF HANOI JANE FONDA AND HANOI JOHN KERRY.

 IT WILL BE CALLED BY THE VC NAME. THE HOC TOOEY.

ONE GIANT BENEFIT OF THE EL TRUMPO WALL WILL BE THE DECREASE IN DRUG FLOW COMING INTO THE USA. WHICH WILL RESULT IN A DECREASE OF CASH FLOW TO THE HOUSE AND SENATE. EVEN THOUGH THE OBAMA CASTRO DRUG DEAL CALLED FOR 6,000 DEALERS RELEASED FROM PRISON BY OBAMA TO HANDLE THE CUBAN SHIPMENTS INTO THE GHETTOS AND THE SUBURBS.

ANOTHER WALL STREET SET BACK. FREEZING RAIN AND SNOW IN COLORADO HAS DESTROYED THE MARIJUANA CROP. WEED FUTURES HAVE REACHED AN ALL TIME HIGH.

SEASONS GREETINGS? WHICH SEASON?  DEER SEASON? TROUT SEASON? MATING SEASON?