MY TOASTER DID NOT WORK THIS MORNING

MY TOASTER DID NOT WORK THIS MORNING AND IT IS SNOWING

I knew it. The democrats have attacked our grid. Oh the humanities. Not since the Hindenberg have I seen such a disaster. There I was standing with my butter knife ready to apply a generous amount of cholesteral builder with marmalade standing by. I did what any bribe taking politician would do. I read my shocked and appalled speech, Then I called for an investigation. Organized a committee and scheduled a 2:00PM press conference. I then turned it over to the FBI and planned to write a book.  Then my grandson came in and plugged in the toaster. Just in time we were about to go to DEAFCOM one.

IF BEING A CONSERVATIVE MEANS BEING A LOSER, I'LL TAKE TRUMP AND THE WHITEHOUSE.
Everybody is talking about the constitution. It is gone. The supreme court is gone. The republican party is gone. The military is gone.

Never give up the ship.

TWO NAVY BATTLE BOATS captured by an Iranian fisherman. What two fighting words are missing from this scenario? BATTLE STATIONS. Remember John Paul Jones on the deck of the sinking Bon Homme Richard saying I have just begun to fight and he took the Serapis. Now we have a stand down Navy. Admiral Lemon Mullen who was alleged to have said I will never fire on Iran and backed up the Benghazi murders and cover up has set the pace for the take down of the US Fleet. Manufacturing won WWII.