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I WAS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT. MY FORTUNE COOKIE SAID THIS CLINTON EMAIL IS TOP SECRET. CC BEIJING. CC AL QUEDA, CC SOVIET UNION. CC WAH TING RESTAURANT.
WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT VERY SHORTLY:
Abu Tom · 911
New York, New York
IF THE FIB IS INFECTED LIKE THE IRS, THE STATE DEPARTMENT, THE DOJ, THE EPA, THE BLM, AND THE DEMOCRAT COMMUNIST PARTY PLUS THE RINO DEMOCRATS. WE BE IN BIG TROUBLE. THE COMBAT MISSION IS CALLED OFF TODAY.. TO MANY HIGH HEELS SETTING OFF LAND MINES.
THE GUY WHO MADE THIS 4TH POSSIBLE BY PUTTING HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR US IS THINKING OF COMMITTING SUICIDE. SOMEONE WONDERED IF MILITARY SUICIDES ARE A SIDE AFFECT OF INNOCULATIONS OF GI'S GOING OVERSEAS.
WHEN DONATING TO GROUPS WHO PULL AT YOUR HEART STRINGS AND PURSE STRINGS BE SURE YOU CAN VOUCH FOR THEM. CLINTON FOUNDATION ONLY GIVES 10% TO CHARITY. NONE OF THE WHITEHOUSE SILVERWARE.
